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Hey hey! I've been around the sun 29 times!

So I'm 1/4 of the way through a bottle of whiskey. It's a daunting task, but I know I'm up for the challenge. Woohoo, happy birthday to me!! I got borned 513 weeks ago. Lookit' me go!!

Lately I've been worrying about my heart so I'd like to share a couple snacks and tricks I've developed over the days to cope.

1.) Pepperoni dipped in cream cheese.

Personally, this gets me going every time my heart starts a' palpitating. Just take some pepperoni and smear some cream cheese on its face, and ingest. Hmmm mmm.
Classy and delicious.

2.) Chug 5 Redbulls

Any time I wanna show my heart who is boss for actin' up, I chug 5 redbulls. Cocaine water is a great chaser. (Recipe for Cocaine Water to come at a later date)

3.) Gargbage-Disposal Gunk

The APOCALIST

The Apocalypse List (or Apocolist, as I so lovingly refer to it) is a simple and on-going list of items that would help us to survive if something ever happened - not JUST the Apocalypse.

I dropped my Luigi

You know how you have those moments where you are performing some regular mundane action that somehow ends up tearing a hole in the space-time continuum? These events seem to be occurring to me with increasing regularity. This morning, as I was reaching for my keys, I bumped my desk which jostled the items that are less than secure sitting atop said desk. This prompted me to quickly grab at the items so as to not allow them to fall to the floor. In so doing, I hit one item that cause some freak domino effect which resulted in my small Luigi figure to leap to the floor. As he glides to his death I frantically swipe in his direction to heroically save him from Bowser-free doom.

Tada! I blogged on the floor.

So, I decided I'll post some of my older timespents on muh blog posts here on happy robot. All up in your eyes, here they are.

This here is a spirit guide. He spiritwalks in the 4th dimension.
Some of his hobbies:
popsicles, counting, and training young chef's how to make spirit sandwiches.

This was an entry into one of cracked.com's photoshop contests. Something about cartoon characters going wrong or something.

BACK IN ACTION (PART DEUX)

Well I know I said that there was going to be a lot more content in the last month, but that has now become a lie. The good news is I'm going to make the same statement this month! Now that Phobia has ended (and for everyone that missed it, I'm sorry your life is now meaningless), our three founding members are freed up for Happy Robot Productions.

What does that mean to you? I don't know. I'm not a mind reader. We have some fun live action videos that are being edited at the moment. The Flachs trailer is almost done. Is there anything else you people want?! A seal riding a tricycle down the road juggling bicycle horns beeping the theme to Welcome Back, Kotter? You've got it! We do requests.

Back in Action

Well everyone, I'm back from my honeymoon. For those of you who are asking "Honeymoon? I thought only newly weds went on honeymoons!", well you're correct! I've just been married. I'm enjoying it. It's like being INSIDE a beehive with a beekeepers suit on but with guns.

Want to Help a Haunted House?

Hey everyone, I just wanted to get the word out for a fun Haunted House called Phobia: Mirror's Edge in the Columbia, SC area.

Let me buy you a beer: R. Lee Ermey

So any of you that know me, know that I frequently refer to certain people by indicating that I'd like to sit down and drink a beer with them. This list is ever increasing. Today, I'm having a strong desire to this with R. Lee Ermey. The good news is, if you've read this far, you're already committed to read the rest whether you want to or not.

PROGRESS IS JUST A WORD

Here's another update on the upcoming events and general information for Happy Robot Productions.

Lack of Work Productions has been reposted, for the few frequent visitors that may remember it. As far as our flagship projects, they are still under production and concealed in confidential, official looking manila envelopes. They have a lot of time and effort put in by our other (currently unregistered) members.